June 2009
9 posts
May 2009
48 posts
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and...
– via Batteries Feel Included (via terminally-incoherent)
sexwithnohands:
Amazing Punch Out rap featuring all the characters.
Aardvark →
crowd-sourced questions over IM. This thing is amazing. I have invites if you want to try it out.
Dude Lunch
Had the saddest dude lunch today. a freezer-burned bagel dipped in a bunch of left-over forgotten condiments from the back of the cupboard. I found a peanut in a shopping bag and ate it for dessert.
Music is not like water but it's sure starting to... →
fascinated:by Fingertips Music
This is the the best essay I’ve read on the “future of music” in a long time.
Culture May Be Encoded in DNA | Wired Science →
Muni Bart Missing - SFist: San Francisco →
There is a guy living the Bay Area actually named “Muni Bart” Perzov - what the hell?
oldest joke in the book
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?
Nick: knock knock
zoya: who's there?!!!?!??!
Nick: Philip Glass.
Pick the Perp →
New game where you get to guess the perp based on their mugshot and charges. (Hint: always go for the one with face tatoos)
I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had...
– British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on his Twitter, simultaneously merging the two most annoying things on the internet right now & taking insensitivity to a new high (via kaytee) (via whatson)