27th
this list is from an embarrassing 90’s picture contest called The Gnarly 90’s.
- Zubaz pants
- More than four neon colors
- Anything Looney Tunes (triple points if it has Michael Jordan too)
- Jean shorts (aka “jorts”)
- Jean jackets (double points for a patch)
- Reebok Pumps or LA Lights
- tucked in t-shirts
- Bad Dogz, or any other clothing line that pluralized with a Z.
- Co-ed Naked / Big Johnson gear which looked cool at the time, but really just means you had bad parents.
- Snap Bracelets
- Rollerblades or an equally embarrassing activity
- Fanny packs, unless you had more than one, in which case this isn’t even funny any more go kill yourself.
- Nike Air shirt
- Chain wallets
- Bootleg Simpsons shirts
- Umbros
- Tevas
- A shirt promoting a movie that was released in the 90’s
- Lanyard
- Anything Nerf or Koosh
- A skateboard bigger than you are
- LL Bean backpack with your initials embroidered on
- Lennon glasses that flip up, like Ducky wore
- Mulletts, rat tails. Double points if they are on a girl.
- Sports team that doesn’t exist anymore
- Anything shaved into your head
- Clashing patterns (ie Zubaz and Plaid)
- Flannel tied around the waist
- A bowl haircut, parted in the middle
- Hypercolor
- Clothes that look like they were splattered by neon paint
- A date in the corner of the picture
- RexSpex
- Painter hats
- Pulled up long socks
- Fluorescent tights and/or stirrup pants
- Side ponytails
- A super-long shirt with a shirt clip and ring to fold the shirt through. You guys know what we’re talking about, right?
- Anything that makes us think “Blossom”
- Puffy paint
- A location that doesn’t exist anymore, like arcades or Czechoslovakia.
- Overalls with more or less than two straps
- Vests
- Braces rubber bands that match your clothes
- Supersoakers
- Capri Sun or a Lunchables
You can see the entries at college humor
